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Jun 25th
What if we reclaimed the word 'gay' from the...
…and made it synonymous with awesome?: “Dude, check out my new tattoo.” “Whoa! That’s fuckin’ gay!” “It don’t get any more gay than this, bro. “ or cool?: “So, is this guy gay?” “Yeah, man, don’t worry. He’s gay. He’s gay.” “He better be.” “Gay as a cucumber.” or...
Jun 25th
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Jun 7th
iamnotdiddy™: 5 Questions: @Zaius13 →
In this segment of “5 Questions”, we talk with @Zaius13, a misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to Twitter by court order to learn how ‘intelligent’ and ‘evolved’ humans are, about zombies, eulogies, and the future: Not Diddy: When the impending Zombie Apocalypse comes (and… Wait. Was I wearing a tunic or just a sash? I should know better than to answer questions when...
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Arrgh! I keep writing "Arrgh! I keep writing 'Gary...
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April 2010
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Birdhouse cleaning
-Liquor? I hardly even drink beer anymore! I’ll pass. -Rubber? I hardly would have guessed! Looks like steel. -Poker? I hardly gamble much these days! Count me out. -Extinguisher? I hardly ever stand by her crib, stroking a loaded gun! But okay.
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