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The Making of Star Wars: The Lost Transcripts (#5) George: Alec! Buddy! We need you on set for the next scene. Alec: Sorry, Geeves, I’ve been busy reading the script. George: (sigh) My name is George, Alec. George Lucas. Alec: Luke is what? George: … Alec: Anyway, I hate to tell you this, but this movie is destined to fail. George: And what makes you say that? Alec: I just read the script! George: You’d never read it before?! Why’d you agree to do it?! Alec: Well, Debbie Reynolds asked me to keep an eye on her daughter. Cassie, is it? George: Carrie. Alec: Apparently there were some goings on on the set of “Shampoo”. So, I’m here to protect her from that lothario! George: You mean Mark? Alec: That’s the boy, right? George: If you insist on calling him that, sure, but I don’t think you need to worry about him. Alec: Who? George: Nevermind. Look, we need to get this next scene shot before it gets too hot. Alec: Can I wear the robot costume? George: Ummmm… no. Alec: Just for one scene. Please? George: I’ll tell you what. How about after this next scene is done, you can have some ice cream? Alec: A true delight! How did you know I like ice cream? George: You demanded it in your contract. Alec: Ah, yes. I’m rather brilliant sometimes. George: Sure you are. Now, can we ge- Alec: She smells a bit, doesn’t she? George: (sigh) Who are you talking about now? Alec: The Reynolds girl. Candy, is it? George: Carrie. Carrie Fisher. Alec: Well, not so much fish as… I want to say sausage. Does she smell like sausage to you? George: No. Please, Alec. We need to shoot the sandcrawler scene while it’s still morning. Alec: And then I get ice cream? George: Yes! Then you get ice cream! Alec: And I get to eat it in a robot costume, right? George: (sigh) Sure, Alec. You get to eat it in a robot costume. Alec: Splendid! You’ll have to keep an eye on the fish girl then. Carpy, is it? George: It’s *Carrie*. Can we do this now? Alec: Do what? George: LET’S SHOOT THIS SCENE! Alec: Oh, yes. Let’s. I tell you, Giles, this scene with me eating ice cream in a robot costume may just save this travesty of a film.

The Making of Star Wars: The Lost Transcripts (#5)

George: Alec! Buddy! We need you on set for the next scene.

Alec: Sorry, Geeves, I’ve been busy reading the script.

George: (sigh) My name is George, Alec. George Lucas.

Alec: Luke is what?

George: …

Alec: Anyway, I hate to tell you this, but this movie is destined to fail.

George: And what makes you say that?

Alec: I just read the script!

George: You’d never read it before?! Why’d you agree to do it?!

Alec: Well, Debbie Reynolds asked me to keep an eye on her daughter. Cassie, is it?

George: Carrie.

Alec: Apparently there were some goings on on the set of “Shampoo”. So, I’m here to protect her from that lothario!

George: You mean Mark?

Alec: That’s the boy, right?

George: If you insist on calling him that, sure, but I don’t think you need to worry about him.

Alec: Who?

George: Nevermind. Look, we need to get this next scene shot before it gets too hot.

Alec: Can I wear the robot costume?

George: Ummmm… no.

Alec: Just for one scene. Please?

George: I’ll tell you what. How about after this next scene is done, you can have some ice cream?

Alec: A true delight! How did you know I like ice cream?

George: You demanded it in your contract.

Alec: Ah, yes. I’m rather brilliant sometimes.

George: Sure you are. Now, can we ge-

Alec: She smells a bit, doesn’t she?

George: (sigh) Who are you talking about now?

Alec: The Reynolds girl. Candy, is it?

George: Carrie. Carrie Fisher.

Alec: Well, not so much fish as… I want to say sausage. Does she smell like sausage to you?

George: No. Please, Alec. We need to shoot the sandcrawler scene while it’s still morning.

Alec: And then I get ice cream?

George: Yes! Then you get ice cream!

Alec: And I get to eat it in a robot costume, right?

George: (sigh) Sure, Alec. You get to eat it in a robot costume.

Alec: Splendid! You’ll have to keep an eye on the fish girl then. Carpy, is it?

George: It’s *Carrie*. Can we do this now?

Alec: Do what?

George: LET’S SHOOT THIS SCENE!

Alec: Oh, yes. Let’s. I tell you, Giles, this scene with me eating ice cream in a robot costume may just save this travesty of a film.

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