Misanthropee My Pants

Are you really a Rush fan?

Do you:

• Have two cats named By-Tor and The Snowdog?
• Convince people that “The Trees” is actually a 15th century Arbor Day song in the hopes that they’ll overlook its Randian message?
• Perform air drums, air guitar, air bass, air synth, and full vocal when Tom Sawyer comes on the radio at Trader Joe’s?
• Have the ‘man in the star’ emblazoned on your desktop, car doors, and the wall in your mom’s basement?
• Dress up as a Priest of the Temples of Syrinx every Halloween and some Christmases?
• Have a series of tattoos on your back depicting the evolution of Neil Peart’s drum configuration?
• Book all flights to connect through Toronto just for the luggage tags?
• Have a room in your house devoted to a gallery of sketches of Alex Lifeson eating butter in the nude?
• Teach a summer school class with one week devoted to the hidden symbols in the artwork for “Signals”?
• Have four daughters, all named Geddy Lee?

If you answered yes to any of these, congratulations! You must be very proud. Everyone else probably thinks you’re awesome. Nice ponytail, by the way.

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