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The Making of Star Wars: The Lost Transcripts

On May 25, 1977, the film Star Wars was released, changing the entertainment world forever. On May 25, 2010, an ape from the future began the release of heretofore unread transcripts, taken from blooper reels and behind the scenes footage, which George Lucas had destroyed in an effort to cover up the difficulties presented by one of the stars of the film.

Everything you thought you knew about Star Wars is about to change.

Forever.

Unless another ape from the future comes back to prevent me from releasing these, in which case you’re not even reading this.

Or stops the film Star Wars from being made, in which case none of this makes any sense.

Or keeps the internet from being invented, which, again, would mean you’re not reading this.

I should probably just delete those last few lines and put in some links to the transcripts or something.

You know what? I’m just going to stop typing now.

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