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iamnotdiddy™: 5 Questions: @Zaius13

In this segment of “5 Questions”, we talk with @Zaius13, a misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to Twitter by court order to learn how ‘intelligent’ and ‘evolved’ humans are, about zombies, eulogies, and the future:

Not Diddy: When the impending Zombie Apocalypse comes (and…

Wait. Was I wearing a tunic or just a sash? I should know better than to answer questions when I’ve been smoking cat hair.

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    know better than...answer questions when I’ve been smoking cat hair.

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