EXTERIOR: TATOOINE — SAND PIT — ROCK MESA — DAY.
THREEPIO: Where am I? I must have taken a bad step…
LUKE: Can you stand? We’ve got to get out of here before the Sandpeople return.
THREEPIO: I don’t think I can make it. You go on, Master Luke. There’s no sense in you risking yourself on my account. I’m done for.
LUKE: No, you’re not. What kind of talk is that?
Alec: It’s poofter talk, that’s what it is.
Anthony: I beg your pardon!
George: Cut! Alec. Please.
Alec: Why does the only other Brit with speaking lines have to be a simpering faerie?
George: Alec. Please don’t be rude. I wrote the character that way. It’s comic relief. Besides that, there are many other British actors in this film.
Alec: Oh, yes. I forgot about the white Brit in the black costume who’s going to be overdubbed by a black American faking a British accent. Brilliant.
George: Alec, let’s just…
Alec: Oh, and I forgot about Peter Cushing. That’s got to be the most nancy boy name I’ve ever heard.
George: Alec!
Alec: And did you know his middle name is Wilton? Peter Wilton! [laughs]
George: Alec, please.
Alec: Peter Wilting Cushion! [laughs]
George: Alec!
Alec: [laughing hysterically]
George: Lunchtime, everyone!
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