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INTERIOR: KENOBI’S DWELLING LUKE: You fought in the Clone Wars? OBI-WAN: Yes, I was once a Yeti Knight the same as your father. George: Cut! It’s “Jedi,” Alec, not “Yeti.” Alec: I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced “Yeti.” George: Trust me. It’s “Jedi.” I know. I came up with it. Alec: Well, you can’t just make things up! This is historical heresy! George: This movie is fictional, Alec. We’ve been over this. It’s a fantasy movie and the Jedi are the protagonists. Alec: Are you sure? George: Yes. I’m sure. Now, are you ready? Alec: Okay. George: All quiet on the set! Action! LUKE: You fought in the Clone Wars? OBI-WAN: Yes, I was once a Gemini the same as your father. George: Cut! Again, Alec, it’s “Jedi Knight.” Alec: What did I say? George: You said “Gemini.” Alec: No, that doesn’t sound like something I’d say. Mark: Can I take five? George: Yeah, go ahead. Alec, I think— Alec? Alec! Alec: That boy is a spy, you know. George: For the last time, Mark is not a spy! Alec: I’m pretty sure he watches me sleep through the window of my trailer. George: Alec! That was me! I was trying to wake you up for this shoot! Alec: Watch. He’s going over to that table to steal food. I see him do it all the time. See?! He just did it again! George: Listen, Alec. We’re trying to make a movie here. A movie? So, can you just repeat after me: Jedi Knight. Can you say that? Alec: Got it. George: No, I need to hear you say it. Alec: Jedi Knight. George: Perfect! Can we get this shot now? Alec: Okay. But don’t tell the boy I’m on to him. George: Don’t worry about that. Mark! We’re ready! Mark: Great. You all set, Alec? Alec: Wouldn’t you like to know… Mark: Wha-? George: Quiet on the set! Action! LUKE: You fought in the Clone Wars? OBI-WAN: Yes, I was once Judith Light the same as your father. Mark: What the fu- George: Keep rolling! We’ll just dub it in later!

INTERIOR: KENOBI’S DWELLING

LUKE: You fought in the Clone Wars?

OBI-WAN: Yes, I was once a Yeti Knight the same as your father.

George: Cut! It’s “Jedi,” Alec, not “Yeti.”

Alec: I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced “Yeti.”

George: Trust me. It’s “Jedi.” I know. I came up with it.

Alec: Well, you can’t just make things up! This is historical heresy!

George: This movie is fictional, Alec. We’ve been over this. It’s a fantasy movie and the Jedi are the protagonists.

Alec: Are you sure?

George: Yes. I’m sure. Now, are you ready?

Alec: Okay.

George: All quiet on the set! Action!

LUKE: You fought in the Clone Wars?

OBI-WAN: Yes, I was once a Gemini the same as your father.

George: Cut! Again, Alec, it’s “Jedi Knight.”

Alec: What did I say?

George: You said “Gemini.”

Alec: No, that doesn’t sound like something I’d say.

Mark: Can I take five?

George: Yeah, go ahead. Alec, I think— Alec? Alec!

Alec: That boy is a spy, you know.

George: For the last time, Mark is not a spy!

Alec: I’m pretty sure he watches me sleep through the window of my trailer.

George: Alec! That was me! I was trying to wake you up for this shoot!

Alec: Watch. He’s going over to that table to steal food. I see him do it all the time. See?! He just did it again!

George: Listen, Alec. We’re trying to make a movie here. A movie? So, can you just repeat after me: Jedi Knight. Can you say that?

Alec: Got it.

George: No, I need to hear you say it.

Alec: Jedi Knight.

George: Perfect! Can we get this shot now?

Alec: Okay. But don’t tell the boy I’m on to him.

George: Don’t worry about that. Mark! We’re ready!

Mark: Great. You all set, Alec?

Alec: Wouldn’t you like to know…

Mark: Wha-?

George: Quiet on the set! Action!

LUKE: You fought in the Clone Wars?

OBI-WAN: Yes, I was once Judith Light the same as your father.

Mark: What the fu-

George: Keep rolling! We’ll just dub it in later!

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  2. yhf said: As always, I literally laughed in an audible fashion.
  3. jollilama said: These make me laugh harder than anything on the Internet. Keep it rolling, sir.
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